It’s Complicated

Yesterday President-for-Now Trump said, "I have to tell you, it's an unbelievably complex subject. Nobody knew brain surgery could be so complicated. Or rocket science for that matter."

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The cabinet can't afford Trump's nominees -- Seven cabinet nominees* including Vincent Viola nominated for secretary of the Army and Philip Bilden for Navy secretary, have declined their posts for financial reasons. "Give me a break," one nominee was heard to say. "You expect me to keep a Lamborghini on the road with what you're … Continue reading Public Service

Bannon & Nazis

Bannon explains Nazi memorabilia --  Today Steve Bannon explained that his huge collection of Nazi memorabilia -- enough to fill five self-storage garages when packed carefully -- is simply an investment. "The value of my collection has already doubled since Donald Trump took office," he explained.