President strives to impress Russian visitors —
President-for-now Donald Trump gave the White House silver to the visiting Russian ambassador and foreign minister.
“They really really liked it, and I don’t use it. It’s too heavy. In any case, as president I have the absolute right to give away anything I want.”
At the same time he also gave the Russians the plans to our top secret stealth technology. “They don’t have anything like it. Really, nothing! It impressed the hell out of them.”